I am the state prison dietitian who knows what a real USDA-FSIS inspection seal looks like under a ten-power loupe, and the morning I pulled three meat blocks at the loading dock and matched the stamps against the authenticated reference in our QA freezer, I understood my facility’s commissary vendor had been shipping condemned meat under counterfeit seals for at least eight months — and a sixty-seven-year-old man named Jamal Jones had already died of what the death roster called “cardiac arrest, age-related.”

I am the state prison dietitian who knows what a real USDA-FSIS inspection seal looks like under a ten-power loupe, and the morning I pulled three meat blocks at the loading dock and matched the stamps against the authenticated reference in our QA freezer, I understood my facility’s commissary vendor had been shipping condemned meat under counterfeit seals for at least eight months — and a sixty-seven-year-old man named Jamal Jones had already died of what the death roster called “cardiac arrest, age-related.”

I am an IRB Director at a federally grant-funded cardiology research institute, and when I pulled the iRIS audit trail on our flagship multi-site cardiac device clinical trial on a Sunday afternoon I realized the principal investigator — who is also the device company’s Chief Medical Officer and the godfather of my nephew — had unblinded fourteen of four hundred and twelve subjects to expedite the company’s Food and Drug Administration submission.

I am an IRB Director at a federally grant-funded cardiology research institute, and when I pulled the iRIS audit trail on our flagship multi-site cardiac device clinical trial on a Sunday afternoon I realized the principal investigator — who is also the device company’s Chief Medical Officer and the godfather of my nephew — had unblinded fourteen of four hundred and twelve subjects to expedite the company’s Food and Drug Administration submission.